Patti: Dr. Cox, I'm not crazy! 

Dr. Cox: Am I still singing? 

Patti: Singing like a bird 



J.D: Dr. Cox, huge news! 

I pulled some strings and got the parking spot right behind yours! 

Bumper buddies! 



Dr. Cox: Still, you're not ne-he-hearly as bad as her 

Do you know how much you annoy me? 

The answer is a lot 

Should I list the reasons why? 

Well, I don't see why not 



It's your hair, your nose, your chinless face You always need a hug 

Not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug 

That you think I am your mentor just continues to perplex 

And, oh my God, stop telling me when you have nerdy sex! 



J.D: Oh, by the way, last time Kim was in town, we got some appletinis and poured 'em on her good parts! 



Dr. Cox: See now, Newbie, that's the thing you do that drives me up a tree 

'Cause no matter how I rant at you, you never let me be! 

So I'm stuck with all your daydreaming, your wish to be my son 

It makes me suicidal and I'm not the only one 

No, I'm not the only one 



Janitor: It all started with a penny in the door 

There was a hatred I had never felt before 

So now I'll make him pay, each and every day 

Until that moussed-haired little nuisance...is...no...more 



Dr. Cox: So now that is why I call you names like Carol, Jane, and Sue 

Like Moesha, Kim, and Lillian, Suzanne and Betty-Lou 

See, regardless of the names I pick, my feelings are quite clear 

You're a pain in every day of every month of every year! 



Patti: Dr. Cox, you gotta help me, 'cause I really am distressed! 

Can't you find another option, won't you run another test? 



Dr. Cox: If you want some kind of favor, really any kind of favor 

Please just get me peace and quiet from this God-forsaken pest! 



J.D: I think what my bumper-buddy is trying to say... 

Patti: Shut your cake-hole, Mary-Beth, or I swear to God I'll shut it soon! 

Dr. Cox: Congratulations, we'll schedule your test this afternoon