Shut your mouth when you sneeze
Don't put them funky things on me
You even got your eyeballs closed
I don't know what comes out your nose

Shut your mouth when you brush your teeth
I smell your gums you got rotten meat
You face looks like you've just been beat
I'll never sit next to you when you eat

Ey, your adorable
Gee, I believe you stand a chance
Ey when the truth it really awful
Gee you look like a blown up mutant ant!
Ey, you've got those huge baboon lips
Plastic surgery helped king kong's hips
Did you, oh did you hear what I said?
A baboon knows that a monkey head

I wish I'd met you before you were born
I could've changed your head for a corn
But you have lived this way too long
And now your folks don't want you to belong
Shut your mouth don't try to talk
You've just learned how to walk
I don't know what you have got
They call it this, I say jungle rat

Shut your mouth when you sneeze
Don't put them funky things on me
You even got your eyeballs closed
I don't know what comes out your nose