Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love, 

heartbreak, loneliness, being broke... Nobody's actually went out and 

recorded a song about real pain. The band and I have just returned 

from the General Hospital where we caught a man in the right position. 

We name this song: "Constipation blues".

 

UMM-UMMMH, aeoh

UMM-UOOMH

OOH!

OH!

UH UH

Aaah

UOH, aah

Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!

I don't believe I can take much more

Let it go

Aah

Got a pain down inside

Won't be denied

Yeah, every time I try

I can't be satisfied

Let it go!

WOAH, UMMH

Let it, let it go!

OH!

WAAAAOOOH!

This pain down inside

Just won't let me be satisfied

Let it go!

 

SPLASH!!! SPSHHH....

Feel, ah, I-I feel alright

Yes ah, I'm beginning to feel alright

SPLASH!!! Shpsh...

Yeah

I tell ya, everything's gonna be alright

SPLASH!

Flush

 

Phew

Phew

Phew...

Feel alright