[Verse 1: Max Bemis]
Tiny man, chubby man
A trembling, scruffy, lazy man
Sculpting with my puffy hands
[?] my pride's demands
Tonight, a need to be redeemed
I'm in the nude, inhaling ice cream
Talking to my dogs
[Pre-Chorus 1: Max Bemis]
Say something I could believe in
It's just the jolt that I'm needing
Chew at the seam of this fracture
It's just the freedom I'm after
One night I fail to remember
One night apart from my gender
No phallic need for ambition
Help me escape from this kitchen
[Chorus: Max Bemis]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm wasted, I'm wasted, I'm wasted, I'm wasted
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm wasted, I'm wasted, I taste it
[Verse 2: Max Bemis]
Tiny mind, tiny mind
Someone flog my tiny mind
Internet has humped me blind
"I think I smoked too much this time!"
I hear the call of something pure
Luring me out of my door
So I'm headed out now
[Pre-Chorus 2: Max Bemis]
Into the throb of no-culture
Into the wreckage of altars
An altered state, and an ending
No petty, putrid pretending
Let's band together and belt it
Out to the marrow, they melted
You've got a finger, now use it
No need for ambivalent music
[Chorus: Max Bemis]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm wasted, I'm wasted, I'm wasted, I'm wasted
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm wasted, I'm wasted, I taste it
[Outro: Max Bemis, Chris Conley, Matt Pryor]
And she said
"You rode my tongue like a tab of poison
I'm gonna wake with an anvil brain
And if you want, stumble home with me, boy
I'll be the Ripley to your John McClane, oh God
[?] is a revelation
Until the [?] and the White House burns
And as my eyes tumble back in my head
My fate erupts, and my insides churn you out"