My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, un-photographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak

Don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, little valentine, stay!
Each day is Valentine's Day

Don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, little valentine, stay!
Each day is Valentine's Day