i didn't know it could get so big
but it grew times two after just one lick
all this love i give to you
everytime i fuck you
just gives me crabs once more

(Chorus)
oh
i'm a slut
i'm a whore
i've told you before
if you you won't pay for it
i won't suck on it

i let it down
cuz you've been renowned
for cheating us simple hoe
i just want you to know
that S Club are here to stay

(Chorus)

if you're not going to pay me
i won't be fucking
and if i'm not fucking
i won't be working
and if i'm not working
my bastard children will starve

(Chorus) x2