Do you love an apple?
Do you love a pear?
Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair?
Why yes, I love him, I'll never deny him, I'll always love him 'til the day that I die

Before I got married I wore a black shawl
But after I'm married, I wore bugger-all
But still I love him, I'll never deny him, I'll always love him 'til the day that I die

He stands on the corner, a fag in his mouth
His hands in his pockets, he whistles me out
But still, I love him, I'll never deny him, I'll always love him 'til the day that I die

Do you love an apple?
Do you love a pear?
Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair?
Why yes, I love him, I'll never deny him, I'll always love him 'til the day that I die