Donkey: Hee-haw, hee-haw, etc.



Singing: Hee-hee, hee-haw-haw, hee-hee, hee-haw-haw (etc, while the announcer announces:)



Announcer: Welcome to Heeeeee-Hawwwww! With special guests (insert Country music greats here)

                     And starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.

Roy Clark: And the whole Hee-Haw Gang!



Announcer: Junior Samples, Minnie Pearl, George "Goober" Lindsey, etc . . .



Buck Owens: Time for singing and time for jokes,



Roy Clark: Gather 'round and join us folks.

All: Right Now!