Old Dan Tucker was a mean old man

Washed his face in a frying pan

Combed his hair with a wagon wheel

Died with a toothache in his heel



Get out the way, old Dan Tucker

Youre too late to get your supper

Suppers over, and breakfast is a cookin

Old Dan Tucker just standin there lookin



Old Dan Tucker. old no good

Went to Alaska looking for food

The weather tried to freeze him,

did its level best

Sixty below he buttoned up his vest



Old Dan Tucker he was no beauty

His head was bald and his breath was fruity

He never used a razor on his horny hide

Drove the hairs in with a hammer.

chewed them off inside