Tell me, milkcow, what on earth is wrong with you

Hoo hoo, milkcow, what on earth is wrong with you

Now you have a little new calf, hoo hoo, and your milk is turnin' blue  



Your calf is hungry, and I believe he needs a suck

Your calf is hungry, hoo hoo, I believe he needs a suck

But your milk is turnin' blue, hoo hoo, I believe he's outta luck  



Now I feel like milkin' and my, cow won't come

I feel like chu'in' and my, milk won't turn

I'm cryin' pleease, pleease don't do me wrong

If you can old milkcow, baby now, hoo hoo, drive home  



My milkcow been ramblin', hoo hoo, for miles around

My milkcow been ramblin', hoo hoo, for miles around

Well, she been troublin' some other bull cow, hoo hoo, in this man's town