This is a song full of metaphors 
All I've been eating is tobacco and chaw 
They let me into your country though 
Then I can show you what you're missing me for 

I'm a night kind of animal 
You're a reciever, what you testing me for? 
I was scared, so I ate 'em all 
They tasted good but they made me look old 

And oooh, you teach like a toothache 
I'm not here for my sake 
How long will this Mickey take? 
And oooh, there's heavy entertainment 
Out here on the pavement 
They're mad about you 
Gotta get away 

Do-oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh you mind 
If I, I, I, I, I, I, I, 
I touch you 
Do-oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh you mind 
If I, I, I, I, I, I, I, 
I touch you 

I'll fake you're famous if that's what you want 
But to complete your own pulpit you must fill your own font 
Bring some wine and some Sensodyne 
Then you could be my favorite, no, no 

Anyone fancy Monaco? 
I'm a placebo, they're chasing me, fool 
Don't be scared, you could eat em all 
They taste good but they make you look old 

And oooh, you simply cut cake 
You could be a keepsake 
Your jukebox will generate 
And oooh, I'm heavy entertainment 
In need of containment 
I'm mad about you 
Gotta get away 

Do-oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh you mind 
If I, I, I, I, I, I, I, 
I touch you 
Do-oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh you mind 
If I, I, I, I, I, I, I, 
I touch you 

Monaco 
Anyone fancy Monaco? 

Go get a portable recliner brain 
Must take a photo for sure 
Got her problems and a real long name 
And she gets high on roller molar 

And oooh, you teach like a toothache 
I'm not here for my sake 
How long will this Mickey take? 
And oooh, there's heavy entertainment 
Out here on the pavement 
We're mad about you 
Gotta get away 

Do-oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh you mind 
If I, I, I, I, I, I, I, 
I touch you 
Do-oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh you mind 
If I, I, I, I, I, I, I, 
I touch you 
Do-oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh you mind 
If I, I, I, I, I, I, I, 
I touch you 
Do-oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh you mind 
If I, I, I, I, I, I, I, 
I touch you 

Whoo! 
Monaco 
Oh, oh! 
Anyone fancy Monaco? 
Whooo!