Microwave yourself today 
Save you for a rainy day 
Hello deceptacon 
This will not be going away 

From all us there 
To all over here 
We wish you all of the best 
All of the year, she said 

Well he's never been quite right 
And I know 
We'll be steppin' on eggshells tonight 

And all over Britain 
We wait for permission 
To form another queue 
We stand in position 
Though somebody's missing 
And that somebody's you 
But what can I do? 

I love you but I don't like you right now 
Was all she had to say 
Hello deceptacon 
I will not be going away 

From all of us here 
To all over there 
We wish you all of the best 
All of the year, she said 

Only you can make it right 
But I've stopped 
Stepping on eggshells tonight 

And all over Britain 
We wait for permission 
To form another queue 
We stand in position 
Though somebody's missing 
And that somebody's you 
But what can I do? 

Send my best to all concerned 
I know I've been a gracious host 
Goodbye deceptacon 

Who are you? 
Who are you? 
Who are you? 
What are you, to me? 
What can I do for you? 
What can you do for me? 
Who are you? 
What are you, to me?