It takes two to make it outta sight
 Hit it!

 I wanna rock right now
 I'm Rob Base and I came to get down
 I'm not internationally known
 But I'm known to rock the microphone
 Because I get stoopid, I mean outrageous
 Stay away from me if you're contagious
 'Cause I'm the winner, no, I'm not the loser
 To be an M.C. is what I choose 'a
 Ladies love me, girls adore me
 I mean even the ones who never saw me
 Like the way that I rhyme at a show
 The reason why, man, I don't know
 So let's go, 'cause

 It takes two to make a thing go right
 It takes two to make it outta sight
 Hit it!

 My name is Rob, I gotta real funky concept
 Listen up, 'cause I'm gonna keep you in step
 I got an idea
 That I wanna share
 You don't like it? So what, I don't care
 I'm number one, the uno, I like comp
 Bring all the suckers 'cause all them I'll stomp
 Bold and black but I won't protect
 All of my followers 'cause all I want is respect
 I'm not a doctor, put them in rapture
 A slick brother that can easy outfox ya
 Cause I'm Rob, the last name Base, yeah
 And on the mike, I'm known to be the freshest
 So let's start, it shouldn't be too hard
 I'm not a sucker so I don't need a bodyguard
 I won't fess, wear a bulletproof vest
 Don't smoke buddha, can't stand sess, yes

 It takes two to make a thing go right
 It takes two to make it outta sight
 Hit it!

 The situation that the Base is in
 I'm kinda stingy that's why I don't wanna lend
 A funky rhyme to a foe or a good friend
 But listen up 'cause I want you to comprehend
 'Cause I'm the leader, the man superior
 I take care of ya and then ya get wearier
 So just sit, my rhymes arenot counterfeit
 The record sells which makes this one a hit
 It won't hurt to listen to Red Alert
 Take off your shirt
 Make sure it don't hit the dirt
 I like the kids--the guys, the girls
 I want the ducats 'cause this is Rob Base's world
 I'm on a mission, ya better just listen
 To my rhymes 'cause I'm all about dissin'
 'Cause

 It takes two to make a thing go right
 It takes two to make it outta sight
 Hit it!

 I stand alone, don't need anyone
 'Cause I'm Rob, just came ot have fun
 Don't need friends that act like foes
 'Cause I'm Rob Base, the one who knows
 About things that make ya get weary
 Don't cheer me, just hear me
 Out 'cause I got the clout--shout (Ho!)
 Before I turn the party out
 I won't stutter--
 Project my voice, speak clearly
 So you can be my choice
 On stage or on record
 Go to the Wiz and select it
 Take it off the rack, if it's wack put it back
 I like the Whopper, fuck the Big Mac
 If you want static, so let's go
 So, throw upyour hands
 Go for what you know
 Bro', I got an ego
 Yo, talkin' to me? No
 Oh
 'Cause Rob is in the front, EZ Rock is on the Back up
 We're not soft, soyou better just slack up
 'Cause I'm cool, calm just like a breeze
 Rock the mike with the help of EZ
 Rock on the set, the music plays
 Only cuts the records that I say

 It takes two to make a thing go right
 It takes two to make it outta sight
 Hit it!

 All right, now, EZ Rock
 now, when I count to three
 I want you ot get busy
 You ready now?
 One, two, three, get loose now!

 It takes two to make a thing go right
 It takes two to make it outta sight
 Hit it