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You're such a bore (you're such a bore!)

Such a bore to me!



Why don't you go hang yourself, hang hang yourself,

Or drink your living well away?

Sing a top forty up early in the morning, drive far far away.



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Take that toaster in the tub fry your brain, fry that brain

Park that car in the garage, make sure to close those doors.



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Khakis and crewcuts fools and tool,

Conservative and calm [x2]



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