And I can do the frug

I can do the Robocop

I can do the Freddie

I cannot do the Smurf

And I can hate your girl

I can tell you that she's real pretty

I can take my clothes off

I cannot fall in love



And I can do the frug

I can do the Robocop

I can do the Freddie

I cannot do the Smurf



And I can watch TV

I can shuffle off to Buffalo

I can do a backbend

I will not call you back

And I can start a book

I can make some mac and cheese

I can sleep twelve hours

You'll never see my eyes



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And I can hate your girl

I can tell you that she's real pretty

I can take my clothes off

I cannot fall in love

You'll never see my eyes

I will not call you back

I cannot do the smurf

I cannot fall in love

I'll never fall in love

I cannot fall in love...



Chorus