I know the right things to say 
at just the right time,
I know the right people to be with 
and my phrases always rhyme,
Always rhyme.

I rarely make a mistake a
bout the places I go,
From the clothes I wear 
to the curl in my hair, I'm all show,
Show.

Oh, I'm an actor, I polished all my lines,
I know how to take your every nickel and dime,
Impressions are lasting and so is my smile,

I've mastered all the right angles and the left ones too,
Oh, I'm a box office smash and the cash is my golden 
rule,
Sometimes I lose sight of what's real and what's only a 
lie,
But it's okay - I'll just...and straighten my tie.

Ooh, you'll know them by their love and by their fruit,
Not by pearly teeth, Mercedes, or fine suits,
Not by where they go or what they can afford,
Not by Jesus as their saviour, but as their Lord.