Heywait a minute something just ain't right heywait a minute

Something's just not fair

I was supposed to win the lottery

I'm supposed to be a millionaire

I'm supposed to be a worldwide tourist

With lots of equity and life insurance

Yes I'm supposed to be a gold card member

Rubbin' elbows with the big time spenders

I'm supposed to be a wealthy man

But all I've got are blistered hands

Heywait a minute!



Heywait a minute

There's got to be a better way

I'm workin' twice as hard but gettin' no richer

Than I was yesterday

I'm supposed to drive a big mercedes

Live in a mansion full of naked ladies

I'm supposed to own my own casino

Be a superstar like sammyfrank and dino

Some day I'm gonna be a big success

And tell my boss to kiss my ass



Heywait a minute

Something must be wrong

I'm supposed to be dining on caviar

And drinking dom perignon

Yes I'm supposed to have open invitations

To classy country clubs all across the nation

Yes I'm supposed to have jewelry and diamonds

And a fifty foot yacht I can sail around the islands

I'm supposed to be so carefree

But all I've got is misery

Heywait a minute

Something's just not right