MOOD RINGS
BY RELIENT K

we all know the girls
that i am talking about
well they are time bombs
and they are ticking
and the only question is
when they'll blow up
and they'll blow up
we know that without a doubt
cuz their those girls
yeah you know those girls
who let their emotions get the best of them

and i've contrived some sort of a plan
to help my fellow man

let's get
emotional girls to all wear mood rings
so we'll be tipped off
to when they're ticked off
and we'll know just what they're thinking
just what they're thinking
she's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
her mood's out swinging on the swingset almost everyday
she said to me that she's so happy it's depressing
and all I said was someone get that girl a mood ring

if it's drama you want, then look no further
their like the real world meets boy meets world
meets days of our lives
and it just kills me how they get away with murder
they'll anger you and bat their eyes
those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize

and i've contrived some sort of a plan
to help my fellow man

let's get
emotional girls to all wear mood rings
so we'll be tipped off
to when they're ticked off
and we'll know just what they're thinking
just what they're thinking
she's so pretty but she doesn't always act that way
her mood's out swinging on the swingset almost everyday
she said to me that she's so stressed out it's soothing
and all i said was someone get that girl a mood ring

cuz when it's black it means watch your back cuz then you're probably
the last person in the world right now she wants to see
and if it's blue it means that you should call her up immediately and ask her out
cuz then she'll most likely agree
and if it green it simply means that she's really stressed
and when it's clear it means she's completly emotionless
and that's all right, i must confess

we all know the girls that I am talking about
she liked you wednesday, but now it's friday
and she has to wash her hair
and it just figures that we'll never figure them out
well first she's jeckyl and then she's hyde
at least she makes a lovely pair

mood ring, o mood ring
please tell me that you will find the key
to unlock this mystery
of girls and their emotions
play it back in slow motion
so i may understand the complex infrastructure that is the female mind
let