Have you heard the story of Bottleneck Bob

tried to rob a train with cattle 

He laid in ambush above the hills

early Sunday morning 



He blew the tracks to smithereens

with the biggest blast you've ever seen

and the cattle ran all over the place

and there was Bob with the longest face 



Chorus: Bottleneck Bob is riding fast 

wanted by the law for the freight train blast 

the sheriff and his men is a big bad mob

and they're chasing poor old Bottleneck Bob 



And the cattle ran back in to town

where all was peace and quiet

but when the people saw the herd

they surely caused a riot 



The cattle smashed the bank in flakes 

just like the worst of robbers 

and the sheriff scratched his head and wondered 

where to put them all 



Chorus



Written by ÃÆ'–rjan ÃÆ'–ban ÃÆ'–berg (Zomba publishing) 

Produced & Mixed by Utti Larsson & ÃÆ'–ban at Plugged Studios

Guitar by Anders Hellquist

Screams by Lizette von Panajott & Stefan SÃÆ'¶rin