On a chicken farm just downstream in Oakridge TN
A nuclear reactor leaked some water accidentally
What happened next is like a horror story by Ralph 
Nader
That toxic waste leaked into a brood house incubator

Inside that chicken coop they always kept the tv on
Said the programs helped the chicks to grow, kept to 
keep them calm
As poor little chickens put that heavy water down their 
gullets
The Kung Fu show was on the air something happened to 
those pullets

They began to grow, and grow, with that Kung Fu show 
locked in their brains
That's the only way we can explain
Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens
Big as a house strong as the dickens
Anything they want is easy pickings for
Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

One said his name was Fricasee, the other Cordon Bleu
The third was Cacciatore, and the fourth they just 
called Stew
They could have been dangerous having grown so big on 
heavy water
But they decided to live their lives on the side of law 
and order

Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Roosters
Bad guys won't have it easy like they use ters
They come with Tae Kwan Do and all the fixins
Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

Yeah we were all just down at the barn holding the 
auction so we wouldn't lose the farm. When all of a 
sudden these four big pullets with black scarves around 
their foreheads come over that hill yonder and 
surrounded them bankers and pecked 'em on the head and 
dropped 'em like green persimmons. Yeah, then they went 
down there to the bottom 40 and started scratching 
around like chickens is wont to do. Before you know it 
they'd plowed that whole field ready for planting.

Yeah, they saved our farm.

Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens
Big as a house strong as the dickens
Anything they want is easy pickings for
Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens
Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

Hey, cockle doodle dude