Two big babies met
On a winter's day
They thought they'd get
All dressed up to play
So they went outside
Never to return
They laugh
They hide
Babies never learn

But they cry and they cry
Who said babies never die?
They cry
Who said babies never die?

One pushed the other down
Into the salty snow
He looked around
No one would ever know

Bad things happen to babies all the time
They laugh at who kisses then times nine

But they cry and they cry
Who said babies never die?
They cry
Who said babies never die?