Oh me, oh my! What'll I do?
I can' find an elephant to tie my shoe.
But I know what, and so do you,
I don't need an elephant to tie my shoe
No, you don't need an elephant to tie your shoe

Oh me, oh my! What'll I do?
I can' find a lumberjack to pour my milk.
But I know what, and so do you,
I don't need a lumberjack to pour my milk.
No, you don't need a lumberjack to pour your milk.

Oh me, oh my! What'll I do?
I can' find a dinosaur to eat me up,
But I know what, and so do you,
I don't need a dinosaur to eat me up,
No, you don't need a dinosaur to eat you up.

Oh me, oh my! What'll I do?
I don't have a radio to sing a song.
But I know what, and so do you,
I don't need a radio to sing a song.
No, you don't need a radio to sing a song.