The policeman gets in his car

And gets right on the phone

Backing up, shaking his head saying 

"Let me get my crazy ass home"

And his wife picks up and says

"Darlin' where have you been, 

i've been worried about you"

And he says "Police business, honey, I can't wait 

to tell you what I've been going through"

She says "Are you okay?" "Yes"

"Do you need anything?" "No"

"Well, I baked you a pie" "Mmm"

"Your favorite: Cherry"

Then he said "I'll be there soon.

Sorry I kept you hanging"

Then she said, "Honey, don't worry about it

Just take your time, I still got some cleanin'"

Now meanwhile Misses Roseys back at Gwen's house

Tellin it all

She said "I knew there was something about that policeman

I started to cut lose my dog"

Gwendolyn looks at her and laughs and says 

"Miss Rosey you are nuts"

And i say "all I wanted to know 

was what was you gonna do with that spatula"

And then we all laughed

Tron says "shes a G no doubt"

Now lets head right back on over

To the policeman's house

He pulls up in the garage

She doesn't expect for him to come that soon

She rushed to the door 

kisses him on the cheek and says "I was in the restroom"

Then he said "Whatcha say that for?"

And then she says "I don't know"

Then he step back, look at her and says 

"Whatcha all jittery for?"

Then she says "Sweetheart, maybe it's that time of the month"

Then he says "Maybe? Maybe that time of the month?"

And then shes says "You know what I mean"

He says "I know what came out yo mouth"

He said that "you said maybe

Then she says baby," he walks in the house

She tries to lead him upstairs 

But he goes straight to the kitchen

She says "Hun, I bought you some pears"

And then he said "I'ma heat this chicken"

Then she turns around thinking to herself

With this weird look on her face

Then he screams "Woman, what wrong witchu, 

why are you walking back and forth, pacing?"

Before she answers she's thinkin' to herself

"What am I to say?" 

Because the truth of the matter is 

that she just slept with another man today

And he started calling her name

"Bridget, I know you her me"

But she can't turn around

Because the truth on her face

He will see it

Then he screams "Bridget"

"Yes""Look at me"

Bridget turns around and then he says

"Whatcha got up your sleeve?"

She's scared out of her mind

Stuttering and shaking and 

still talking about some pears

He starts screaming saying 

"Woman Im not going up no stairs"

Now he's got a funny feeling

Something just don't seem right

He's looking at her while she's backing up

Then he says "With all my might,

Woman, I swear I'll shoot somebody 

if you been doing wrong"

But little does he know 

somebody is still right there in his home