What ya' talkin' about what ya tryin' to say 
Now that's a great idea but not for today 
And you've got to hand it to captain planet 
The man knows what he wants 
Feelin' abandoned, why not try standin' 
On your two feet at once 

Welcome to the real world kid the man said 
Where you work for a bunch of years then ya dead 
How are you doin? 
How do you feel? 
The minimum wage gets you a square meal 
Thank you for talkin' 
You're wasting my time 
I'm taking my place at the end of the line 

I guess that I feel fine 

It's a tough break 
Well good luck 
You dropped out of high school now you're fucked 
It's a tough break 
Well too bad 
You can always blame it on mom and dad 
It's a tough break 
Well good luck 
It's a tough break 
Well too bad 
You can always blame it on mom and dad 

On mom and dad 

So now you've found your place in the world 
You go to dive bars and pick up high school girls 
Cause they might be desperate for a guy with a Lexus 
That he stole from his mom 
She might be desperate 
That girl's anorexic 
And your desperate for some 

Look what you've become 

It's a tough break 
Well good luck 
You dropped out of high school now you're fucked 
It's a tough break 
Well too bad 
You can always blame it on mom and dad 
It's a tough break 
Well good luck 
You dropped out of high school now you're fucked 
It's a tough break 
Well too bad 
You can always blame it on mom and dad 

On mom and dad