The trouble with your brother
he's always sleeping
with your mother
and i know that your sister
missed her time again this month

Am I talking too fast?
Are you just playing dumb?
If you want I can write it down

It shouldn't matter to you,
'cause aren't you the one
with your razamataz and the nights on the town?
uh-uh-uh

Oh you knew it and you blew it,
didn't you babe
I was lying when i asked you to stay
and now no one's gonna care
if you don't call them when you said
and he's not coming 'round tonight
to try and talk you into bed

and all those stupid little things,
they ain't working
No, they ain't working anymore

You started getting fatter
three weeks after i left you
now you're going with some kid
looks like some fat comedian

Are you gonna go out,
or are you staying at home
eating boxes of milktray?

it shouldn't matter to you
'cause aren't you the one
with your razamataz and the nights on the town?
uh-uh-uh

Oh you knew it and you blew it,
didn't you babe
I was lying when i asked you to stay
and now no one's gonna care if
you don't call them when you said
and he's not coming 'round tonight
to try and talk you into bed

and all those stupid little things,
they ain't working
no they ain't working anymore