'Ahem'
I read the other day that Bob was sad because his girlfriend was talking to her ex when she found out that he had sex with his ex-wife that ruined his life by making a post about the time he cheated on her with his old boss now he's single and unemployed and he said his life is completely destroyed and I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
Sally made a post about eating a chocolate lasagna pizza
Which she eats every time she feels alone and I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
And Sam replied that he's there for her and she can come over to dry her tears
He's probably planning to get her drunk and I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
HEY! YOU! What do you read?
Something negative or something bleak?
Your digital confessions of depression are an obcession
The lack of your discretion leads to my increased agression
I just wanna punch you in the Face!... book
Sadface emoticon!
I'm rebooting my social life and you don't belong
YOU'RE GONE!
No more attention for the shit that dont matter
I'm apathetic toward your blubbering blather
John just made a post proclaiming he hasn't eaten since noon today a burger and fries sound really good and I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
And Jack replied: "Dude just ask if you want me to get you something" thats when Ledesa said "You shouldnt eat meat"
And I think i'm gonna have to
Hide your post, hide your blog
Hide your post, hide your blog
Hide your post, hide your blog
I don't give a shit shut up
Shut up (click)
Shut up! (double click)
Shut up shut up! (lots of clicks)
Sadface emoticon!
I'm formatting my social life and you don't belong
YOU'RE GONE!
No more attention for the shit that dont matter
I'm apathetic toward your blubbering blather
All that I ever wanted
Was to reach out to my friends
Instead i'm drowning in a sea of bitching, whining, moaning, and com-
plaining about the weather (BLOCK!)
Fighting with your lover (BLOCK!)
Griping about the government (BLOCK!)
Preaching about the environment (BLOCK!)
I hate my parents (BLOCK!)
I lost my wallet (BLOCK!)
I'm totally bored (BLOCK!)
I feel so (BLOCK!)
I! (BLOCK!)
But! (BLOCK!)
Please! (BLOCK!)
Aww, did I hurt your feelings? Oh well, I guess i'll never know!
Sadface emoticon!
I'm rebooting my social life and you don't belong
YOU'RE GONE!
No more attention for the shit that dont matter
I'm apathetic toward your blubbering blather
Sadface emoticon!
I've put up with the dramathon for way too long
YOU'RE GONE!
I'll do away with all the Jerry Springer
By clicking delete using my middle finger
(CLICK)