(I wanna get an iPhone.) {2x}*

I wanna get an iPhone app
That will help me out with remembering names.
I wanna get an iPhone app
That will get me a job making video games.

I want it,
I need it,
Go make it.
I want it,
I need it,
Where is it?

I wanna have an app
That calls in sick for me.
I want an app
That gives me iPhone apps for free.

My brain should be connected directly,
Downloading books and learning stuff while I sleep.

I wanna get an iPhone app
That Bill could be a steak,
Make it medium rare.
I wanna get an iPhone app
That will brush my teeth
While it's combing my hair.

I want it,
I need it,
Go make it.
I want it,
I need it,
Where is it?

I want an app
That will call and bail me out of jail.
I want an app

When will they make an application
That makes peace between neighboring nations
While it's ending world hunger
At the same time it's finding a cure for cancer?

{Spoken:}
Well, what are you waiting for?

Get on it.
What do you mean it's impossible?
Nothing's impossible!
I think somebody needs a little work on their attitude.

Why can't I get an iPhone app
That will live my life for me?
Why can't I get an app
That grants me immortality?

I want an app that will let me update Facebook.
(There is! Oh...)
I want an app that will let me check my email.
(It comes with the phone...)
I want an app that will tell Josh he should go to Hell.
(Dude, not cool.)
I want an app that will finish out the song for me
'Cause I'm outta here!

{Spoken:}
Okay...bye!
Jerk.