Back

(You're a f**king dick)



Same old, you know getting arrested

Being offensive though still as impressive

Me and the Mrs we're getting along

'Til I do something wrong and it's another domestic

People wanna know what my life's like

Behind closed doors what my wife's like

It gets crazy in bed we watch a couple episodes of a boxset and then it's night night

When she hears this shit, it's lights out

I'll probably get kicked out of my house

'Til I come back with a brand new Chanel bag

And shoes but I refuse to wave a white towel

I know I'm my own worst enemy

Happy wife happy life but I like stress

I dunno why

Just seems to be that whenever there's upset I operate at my best!



Said you won't be home late

But you've been up all night

Won't tell me where you've been

But you'll be occupied

I can't do this anymore

(I got one eye on the door)

If you got one eye on the door

(One eye on the door)



One minute it was 1 the next it was 6

Shit I'm dead

I don't know where the time went

Where's my phone?

Shit 61 missed calls, a divorce is on the cards if I don't split

And get my arse in gear, I'm asking for it

A bastard ain't I, off weed the same

Better get my arse in gear and get a car quick

Though if I'm already gonna get my arsed kicked then pass

What's one more half

What's one more spliff

What's one more glass

What's one more line

What's one more toke

I'm already a dead man when I get home

I know, I know I'm my own worst enemy

Happy wife happy life but I like stress

I dunno why

Just seems to be that whenever there's upset I operate at my best!



Said you won't be home late

But you've been up all night

Won't tell me where you've been

But you'll be occupied

I can't do this anymore

(I got one eye on the door)

If you got one eye on the door

(One eye on the door)



Tiptoeing in my house

With whiskey on your breath

The cheek to wonder why

I'm so f**king upset

I can't do this anymore

(I got one eye on the door)

If you got one eye on the door

(One eye on the door)



I never said I'd be home early babe

I was at the studio working late

After work we went out for something to eat

And something to eat turned into something to drink

And something to drink turned into something to take

And something to take turned into another mistake

Another mistake that I won't learn from

I never said that I'd be home early, you heard wrong

When she hears this shit, it's lights out

I'll probably get kicked out of my house

'til I come back with a brand new Chanel bag

And shoes but I refuse to wave a white towel

I know I'm my own worst enemy

Happy wife happy life but I like stress

I dunno why

Just seems to be that whenever there's upset I operate at my best!



Said you won't be home late

But you've been up all night

Won't tell me where you've been

But you'll be occupied

I can't do this anymore

(I got one eye on the door)

If you got one eye on the door

(One eye on the door)



Tiptoeing in my house

With whiskey on your breath

The cheek to wonder why

I'm so f**king upset

I can't do this anymore

(I got one eye on the door)

If you got one eye on the door

(One eye on the door)



I will never ever ever ever ever ever do this again

I had something to celebrate

I dunno what it was, I swear down!

I love you!

Sorry, sorry!