Can't figure out why U make me beg
Does not compute
Don't not compute

U think U're special, well so do I
Why do special women make me cry?
Does not compute
It don't not compute

Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U
Does not compute
Somethin', mama, don't compute

What's the hang up, what's the scam?
Guess U think I'm just another one of, one of your fans
Does not compute
Somethin', honey, don't compute

CHORUS:
Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water U drink
Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

I've got 2 get 2 U, baby

Some people think I'm kinda smart
Why must a fella stop with U before he starts?
Does not compute, mama
Somethin' don't compute

I'll buy U clothing, I'll buy U fancy cars
But U gotta talk 2 me, baby
Tell me who U really are

CHORUS

Yeah
(Must be something in the water U drink)
(Does not compute) {x3}

(Must be something in the water U drink) {repeat in BG}
Bitch!
U think U're special?
Well, so do I
Why in God's name do U wanna make me cry?
Why? Why?
I'll do anything 4 U, anything
Why don't U talk 2 me?
Tell me who U are
Don't do this 2 me
Please don't do this

Why? Why?
I do love U, I do
Or else I wouldn't go through all the things I do