Does anybody know you're here? 

This house of ill-repute (Ooohh honey I'm scared of u) 

Tryin' 2 deal with all your fears 

I guess this is what u get 4 being cute (Cute, cute) 

Soaked in banana cologne 

No wonder you're all alone 

It's written all over your face 

You're just-a rock hard in a funky place 



Rock hard in a funky place 



Here comes a lady so u cover up 

She's a freaked out, 

Funky electric mama with double cups 

Say u, u could cop if u wanted 2 

Because something near your leg 

Is haunting u, such a disgrace 

U're rock hard in a funky place, ow! 



Rock hard in a funky place 



U was workin' on the line 

U could drop on her 

But u couldn't concentrate 

When your dick saw her 

Maybe if u cop a nut in the car (Maybe if u cop a nut in the car) 

Maybe u could think 

About playing guitar 



(Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock) 

(Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock) 

Oh yeah 



Rock hard in a funky place 



All you're looking 4 is love 

Or a reason 2 believe there's a God above 

Pretty soon you'll get enough 

And head back 2 a life so tough 

I just hate 2 see an erection go 2 waste 

I'm just-a rock hard in a funky place 



Rock hard in a funky place 

Say it 

Rock hard in a funky place 

Rock hard in a funky place 

Oohh U rock hard in a funky place 

U rock hard in a funky place 

Say it, y'all 



(rock, rock) 

what? (rock, rock, rock, rock) 

We gotta go, y'all 

tune in next week (rock, rock) 

Same time (rock, rock) 

same boogie (rock, rock, rock, rock, rock hard) 

oohhh yeah (rock, rock, rock, rock) 

we will rock, y'all (rock, rock) 



But until then keep your finger on the trigger 

That's the only way it'll get bigger