The funeral cars crawl down
The heartbreak side of town
The mourners all discuss
The boy who caused a fuss
We chopped a billion trees 
To print up eulogies
But guys we should have guessed,
The girls would say it best
Moon dog

Love, 'cos love's the final word
Nothing crosses love
Reason has to bow if love demands it

Moon dog, guess who's on the moon
Moon dog, guess who's on the moon
Up there a flag will fly for mom and apple pie
Moon dog, guess who's on the moon
Moon dog, guess who's on the moon
The one place left to play, hey
The comeback's underway

The world was younger then
In bed asleep by ten
And daddies shook their fists
At hidden communists
The earth was merely round
Before the slapback sound
Is there one spell can bring
The once and future king?
Moon dog

Cut, to somewhere deep in space
Beyond the Colonel's arms
Handsome doggone rake, the truly weightless

Moon dog, guess who's on the moon
Moon dog, guess who's on the moon
Up there a flag will fly, yes sir, for mom and apple pie
Moon dog, guess who's on the moon
Moon dog, guess who's on the moon
The one place left to play, hey
The comeback's underway

Moon dog, guess who's on the moon
Moon dog, guess who's on the moon
Up there a flag will fly, yes sir, for mom and apple pie
Moon dog, guess who's on the moon
Moon dog, guess who's on the moon
The one place left to play, hey
The comeback's underway, woo!

There's a lot of folks out there