Bela takes a while
Says I still can
Gets him to the church with prayin' hands
He takes out a file and plays da sham
Break out a bottle, we're on the lam!

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Sure, it'll be out soon
No, I don't know if I like that band
I don't know if I gonna be out soon
If the cops show up tell 'em E Pluribus Unum

Columbus
Nobody cares
Who makin' money
'Thad E. Care'
Bunch a lame crap¾Go away
Far away
Crusty blather

Chorus