Let me tell you this story about this ambidextrous talk show host

That I used to live with who once told me that the sky was green.

I didn't believe him so I hit back with a short sharp shot, disco me to oblivion baby.

He uh, couldn't appreciate my sense of humour and that's when we started to grow apart.

Homemaker

Heartbreaker

Homemaker

Heartbreaker

Strange

Feelin

Pain

Feelin

Wretched

Ohhh

My soul

No pain

No gain

Well things didn't improve for our relationship when I was seduced by his wife

And then I fell in love with his daughter.

And I can't help who I fall in love with, ok?

Then one day I accidently castrated his prized poodle with an electric can opener. Yaaoucha!

He kicked me out of the house and he burnt all my pictures of his sweet Jimmy Dean.

Homemaker

Heartbreaker

Homemaker

Heartbreaker

Strange

Feelin

Pain

Feelin

It's wretched

Ohhh

My soul

If it don't hurt

It don't work

No

I was alone but that was only the beginning

Said I was alone but that was only the beginning

Yeah I was alone but that was only the beginning

I was alone but that was only the beginning

Homemaker

Heartbreaker

Homemaker

Heartbreaker

Strange

Feelin

Pain

Feelin

It's wretched

Ohhh

My soul

2 4 6 8

Who do we appreciate?

2 4 6 8

Who do we appreciate?

Say 2 4 6 8

Who do we appreciate?

2 4 6 8

Who do we appreciate?

Strange

Feelin

Pain

Feelin

It's wretched

Ohhh

My soul