ha ha, charade you are
 You well heeled big wheel
 ha ha, charade you are
 And when your hand is on your heart
 You?re nearly a good laugh
 Almost a Joker
 With your head down in the pig bin
 Saying "keep on digging"
 Pig stain on your fat chin
 What do you hope to find?
 When you?re down in the pig mine
 You?re nearly a laugh
 You?re nearly a laugh but you?re really a cry

 Bus stop rat bag,
 Ha ha, charade you are
 You fucked up old hag
 Ha ha, charade you are
 You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
 You?re nearly a good laugh
 Almost worth a quick grin
 You like the feel of steel
 You?re hot stuff with a hat pin
 And good fun with a handgun
 You?re nearly a laugh
 You?re nearly a laugh but you?re really a cry

 Hey you Whitehouse
 Ha ha, charade you are
 You house proud town mouse
 Ha ha, charade you are
 You?re trying to keep our feelings off the street
 You?re nearly a real treat
 All tight lips and cold feet
 And do you feel abused?
 You gotta stem the evil tide
 And keep it all on the inside
 Mary you?re nearly a treat
 Mary you?re nearly a treat
 But you?re really a cry