Well you came to kick ass and to take

Names and you got sick of taking names.

Well you've been around for years, you've

Been around the block you were thick as thieves. 

Well we can't believe that you replaced him with Gary Sharone.

Before that it was Sammy, and the hit Poundcake.

Not much better in our book.

I don't think I can ever leave home again.

David Lee Roth a hero to all.

Especially high school boys.

He was good with the girls, good with the girls.

What more do you need?

Now you can't light a fire so you can't put it out.

Where's your self respect?

Van Halen hasn't been the same since Diamond Dave.