Everybody's sayin' we're naughty.
It's gettin' really hard to take.
So we've come to let the whole world know
There must've been a mistake.

So if Santa and his elves can here us,
We hope we've been clear and concise.
In the verses vice versus us,
Vice versa: us versus vise!

Danville is very nice!
Santa please, check your list more than twice!
Guaranteed!
Danville is very nice!
Santa please, check your list more than twice!