This is Lieutenant Gaviston of Bravo Command second 
division, thirteenth brigade. While on a recon mission in 
Kabul, Afghanistan, I have discovered classified 
information that changes everything that I believe about 
this WAR. I'm gonna upload this information of great 
importance to Horus, a military satellite, which has the 
technology to transmit information through time. If you 
are hearing this, you have been genetically predisposed 
to receive this information. What you are hearing is a 
warning