She showed her navel

She wore the label

She wore it thigh-high



Old-time sticky lipstick

Knockin' at my door

I just turn up the hi-fi



Well, it's a plain shame

It took me all this time to learn

(So long to love)

Well it's a plain shame 

No matter which way you turn



She'd like to taste me 

She'd like to waste me

She'd like to see me sky-high



New York to Boston

Same in Houston

I just say bye-bye



Well, it's a plain shame

It took me all this time to learn

Well it's a plain shame

No matter which way you turn



She said, "I know it's late to

But I'd really like to play tunes

On your

Guitar"



"Let's get arrested

Want to be molested

Who cares how old

You are?"



Well it's a plain shame

It took me all this time to learn

Yes,it's a plain shame

No matter which way you turn



Well, it's a plain shame

No matter which way you turn

well it's a plain shame

It took me all this time to learn

Well, it's a plain shame

No matter which way you turn