Heard there's a party in the town, so I've got me beer and Merrydown.

Got me bottles and me cans, gotta get in if I can. 



No invitation, but it don't stop me, 

No invitation, gatecrash yer party, 

No invitation, but it don't stop me. 



Though I don't know no-one here, i'll still take yer food and drugs and beer. 

And as I don't live here I don't care, if I start to throw-up everywhere. 



Gonna screw a bird in yer bog, gonna be sick as a dog. 

Gonna crash out in yer bed 'cos I'm gonna be pissed outta me head.