You've got a problem 
With the reason why 
An asymmetric haircut 
And a painted eye 
It's psychological 
(Psychological) 

Is it a cry for help 
Or call to arms? 
Frustration 
False alarms 
It's psychological 
(All in the mind) 

There's something in the attic 
And it smells so bad 
An undertaker 
In a bowler hat 
(Psychological) 
What's that spilt 
On the kitchen floor? 
Who's that knocking 
On the cellar door? 
It's psychological 
Or is it only your imagination? 
Driving me crazy, crazy 
Baby, baby, please 
It's psychological 
(Psychological) 

I thought I heard a baby cry 
I thought I heard a train 
Down in the cemetery 
Cellophane 

It's second nature to you 
All in the mind 
It's psychological 
(Psychological) 
It's psychological 
(Psychological)