My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, un-photographical
Yet you're my favourite work of art [unverified]

Is your figure less than Greek ?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you smiling?

But don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me.
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day [unverified]

Each day is Valentine's Day [unverified]