Come down sit right here its OK 

And my words are spoken slurred every single day 

Sure to find some comfort, up against the hallway wall 

I know I could, never have it all 

Reaching the next level under 

Drinking starts this reflex, so I dial your number 

But the phone was out of order 

Last call was made at 2 AM 

Some how when it's broken 

Its always there to mend 



[chorus]

Stumble don't rumble 

Cuase you might get killed 

Sip but don't tip 

Cause your beer you might spill 

Think what you feel 

Cause your feelings don't think 

Here at the office, 

We know just one drink 



And I've been living at this address all week 

Attractive cause my hair is dull 

And my clothes are starting to reek 

So when I'm to involved 

With the problems I can't solve 

Wrap my finger around the original quality.