have you ever had one of those days

when nothing goes right 

your wife starts bitchen 'bout whatever it was she was bitchen about last night

so you escape into the bathroom

just to sit there on your thrown

but after you finish your buisness the toilet paper's gone



well it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass

it's a bad day so you better get off my back

you might get cold cock if you cross my path

cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass



well i was runnin late for work 

so i poured me some coffee to go

and just before i had a flat tire i spilled it all over my clothes

when the highway patrollman pulled up i thought that help was on the way

but when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray



well it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass

it's a bad day so you better get off my back

you might get cold cocked if you cross my path

cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass



when i finally made it to work

i was 15 minutes late 

i told my boss about the flat tire

but he fired me anyway

so here i am out in the parking lot

just waiting by his corvet

i'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget



cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass

it's a bad day so you better get off my back

you might get cold cocked if you cross my path

cuz it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass