a man walks down the street 

he says why am i soft in the middle now 

why am i soft in the middle 

but rest of my life is so hard 

i need a photo opportunity 

i want a shop redemption 

don't wanna end up a cartoon 

in a cartoon graveyard 

ohh yeah ohh yeah 

dogs in the moonlight 

far away my well lit moon 

Mr. beer belly beer belly 

get these mutts away from me 

i don't find this stuff amusing anymore 

  

if you'll be my bodyguard 

i can be your long lost pal 

i can call you betty 

and betty when you call me 

you can call me al 

  

a man walks down the street 

he says why am i short in attention 

got a short little span of attention 

and whoa my nights are so long 

where's my wife and family 

what if i die here 

who will be my role model 

now that my role model is gone gone 

creeped up back down the alley 

with some rolly polly little bap faced girl all alone alone 

there were incidents and accidents 

there were hints and allegations 

  

if you'll be my bodyguard 

i can be your long lost pal 

i can call you betty 

and betty when you call me 

you can call me al, call me al 

  

a man walks down the street 

its an extremely strange world 

maybe its the third world 

or maybe its his first time around 

doesn't speak the language 

holds no currency 

he is a foreign man 

he is surrounded by the sound sound 

cattle in the marketplace 

scattering rings of orphanages 

he looks around around 

he sees angels in the architecture 

spinning in infinity he says hey alleiluyah 

 

if you'll be my bodyguard 

i can be your long lost pal 

i can call you betty 

and betty when you call me 

you can call me al, 

call me al 

 

nanananana..... 

hmmm hmmm 

hm hmm 

hmmm hmmm 

hm hmm 



i can call you betty 

if you'll be my bodyguard (2x