in the middle of the night
welking down the road
I got stopped by females
they were beggin' for load

I said 'girls I don't have
any of that stuff
but I can show you other things
which I got enough'

if you don't mind
if you don't mind
if you don't mind
if you don't mind

so I took them home
to my place
and I noticed in the mirror
that certain grin on my face

'loosen up, girls'
that's what I said
and when they took of their clothes
they turned a bit red

I couldn't believe my eyes
I started to mow
'cause one of them birdies
whipped out something to blow
she said

if you don't mind
if you don't mind
if you don't mind
if you don't mind

on the early next mornin'
waking up in a mess
and I wasn't even able to move my ass
you can guess

there's a note on the mirror
lipstick red
'the females will strike again'
that's just what it said

if you don't mind
if you don't mind
if you don't mind
if you don't mind