CRACKS IN THE PAVEMENT, 

CRACKS IN THE ROAD,

CRACKS IN THE CEILING 

WHERE THE BATHTUBE OVERFLOWED, OVERFLOWED.



UH!



HOLES IN THE GUTTERS,

HOLES IN THE SLATE,

HOLES IN THE CARPET 

BUT I WON'T EVACUATE.



I LOVE THIS HOUSE, IT'S WHERE I'LL STAY,

EAT AND SLEEP THE NIGHT AND DAY.

I LOVE THIS HOUSE, IT'S WHERE I'LL BE,

FOR YOU TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH ME,

I LOVE THIS HOUSE.



DAMP IN THE BASEMENT,

DAMP IN THE HALL,

DAMP IN THE LIVING ROOM

THAT'S CLIMBING UP THE WALL, UP THE WALL.



RUST IN THE DRAINPIPE,

RUST IN THE SPOUT

RUST IN THE RADIATORS 

STILL WON'T GET ME OUT.



I LOVE THIS HOUSE, IT'S WHERE I'LL STAY,

EAT AND SLEEP THE NIGHT AND DAY.

I LOVE THIS HOUSE, IT'S WHERE I'LL BE,

FOR YOU TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH ME,

I LOVE THIS HOUSE.



HOT IN THE SUMMER, RATTLING WINDOWS, TEETH AND KNEES,

PERFECT PLACE FOR CAT AND MOUSE,

BUT I NEVER MIND, I LOVE THIS HOUSE.



OW!



CRACKS IN THE PAVEMENT, 

CRACKS IN THE ROAD,

CRACKS IN THE CEILING 

WHERE THE BATHTUBE OVERFLOW.



HOLES IN THE GUTTERS,

HOLES IN THE SLATE,

HOLES IN THE CARPET 

BUT I WON'T EVACUATE.



I LOVE THIS HOUSE, IT'S WHERE I'LL STAY,

TO EAT AND SLEEP THE NIGHT AND DAY.

I LOVE THIS HOUSE, IT'S WHERE I'LL BE,

FOR YOU TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH ME,

I LOVE THIS HOUSE.