Taken from comedy

Don't start me talking or I'll tell you everything I know
Don't start me talking or I'll spill the beans for sure
Right before your eyes
I'll blow it all open wide
Don't start me talking

Don't start me talking 'cause once I get the itch
Don't start me talking I just have to scratch
First a little slow
Then I start to flow
Don't start me talking

Cheers, all of you, cheers
Help me if I fall
Cheers, all of you, cheers
God bless you all

Don't start me talking or I'll have it all my way
Don't start me talking 'cause night will turn to day
Stars will run and hide
Strong men weep a tide
So don't start me talking

Cheers, all of you, cheers
Help me if I fall
Cheers, all of you, cheers
God bless you all