I'm bored, I need a new topic
Search the world for another subject
And by the time I find it I've forgotten where I was
iPod and a plasma TV
On the latest reality series
Surf the web and I M a bit while I'm on my cell-phone

I'm high def and I'm proud of it
And tivo doesn't skip a bit
If I fall asleep I know that I won't ever miss a thing
Rewind, record and slow mo
Satellite and digital cable
Wi-fi, I'm high speed, got a Brooks & Dunn Ringtone

But you can't upload love
And you can't download time
You can't google all life's answers
But everything is gonna be alright
'Cause I love you, honey
And what we've got's the genuine
Real deal
This ain't no virtual life

I need a break from technology
I think I owe you an apology
I've analyzed our data to quantize the way I feel
I've been thinking maybe I should
Hold you now that would feel real good
A real female instead of e-mail sounds alright to me

But you can't upload love
And you can't download time
You can't google all life's answers
But everything is gonna be alright
'Cause I love you, honey
And what we've got's the genuine
Real deal
This ain't no virtual life

Old school, yeah, a little old fashioned
Still don't know how it happened
But now we got 3 kids, a car and a mortgage of our own
I think I finally got the lowdown
Sometimes we just need to slowdown
Take time to smell the roses, pet a dog and be in love

But you can't upload love
And you can't download time
You can't google all life's answers
But everything is gonna be alright
'Cause I love you, honey
And what we've got's the genuine
Real deal
This ain't no virtual life
Virtual life
Virtual life
Virtual life

Ain't nothing like the real thing
Ain't nothing like the real thing