Ah Breaker one nine, this here's the lead reindeer, you got a copy on me Frosty, come on?
Ah ya 10-4 there Frosty, fer sure fer sure, by golly sure hope we still have a holly jolly one come on
Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Frosty, yeah, we definitely got our hands full tonight good buddy, mercy sakes alive, we need a Christmas Convoy
Christmas Convoy

It was the dark of the moon and it was Christmas soon only a day away 
D.O.T. was cracking down and the toys had been delayed
We were stuck in a drift at the ol' North Pole with eight mighty anxious reindeer
And if Santa didn't get some help Christmas wouldn't come this year

We need a Christmas Convoy
This ain't no silent night
Yeah, we need a Christmas Convoy
Jingle bells and Christmas lights
Come on and join our Convoy
And nothing's gonna get in our way
Santa and his Christmas Convoy
In his great big Peterbuilt sleigh
Christmas Convoy

Breaker Frosty this here's ol' red nose, yeah you wanna move it on over for Santa?
Yeah 10-4, he's greasy side up but we're bout' to turn this salt-shaker out

Well, we all pulled outta the 'ol North Pole, ears on, eyes open wide
We were shaking the bushes and looking for bear in our triple digit ride
That wiggle wagon had his bird dog on as it hovered 'bove the ground
Red green and white for chicken lights decked out and loud and proud

We got a Christmas Convoy
This ain't no silent night
Yeah, we got a Christmas Convoy
Jingle bells and Christmas lights
Come on and join our Convoy
And nothing's gonna get in our way
Santa and his Christmas Convoy
In his great big Peterbuilt sleigh
Christmas Convoy

Ah Frosty, yeah we're 10-33 and back door now, you're gonna hafta back off the hammer a bit 'cause we're double nickle and 'bout to hit the big road

Well, the big elf blew the doors off, his eight reindeer powered ride
And flew on past the bear's den in Georgia Overdrive
When on the black ice up ahead there proved to be a pinch
A barricading roadblock had been set up by the Grinch

Well, there were teddy bears and cars and trucks and toys of every size
Teetering out of the top of Santa's shiny ride
But Santa wouldn't back 'em up, no matter what the cost
'Cause if he let that 'ol Grinch stop us this year's Christmas would be lost

Ah Rudolph to Santa's Better Half, ah ya Mrs Clause you're gonna wear your bumper out if you don't back off a bit.
We're coming up on antler alley, and we need all the help we can get

Well. the grinch and all his henchmen lined up on the road ahead
And Santa rolled his window down and his nose and cheeks turned red
He pulled his hat on low and tight and put the hammer down
And with a 'ho ho ho', he was slinging snow, singing 'Santa Claus is coming to town!'

We got a Christmas Convoy
This ain't no silent night
Yeah, we got a Christmas Convoy
Jingle bells and Christmas lights
Come on and join our Convoy
And nothing's gonna get in our way
Santa and his Christmas Convoy
In his great big Peterbuilt sleigh
Christmas Convoy

Yeah 10-4 Frosty what's your twenty? Guitar Town! Well they oughta know what to do with them toys down there for sure, well mercy sakes good buddy we gonna back on outta here
So keep the Grinch off your back and the toys in the sack, we'll catch you next Christmas
This here's ol red nose in the lead, we gone, bye bye!