The space ship came from another world
Teen planet, teen planet
They came to replenish their population
Teen planet, teen planet
They're checking out all you boys and girls
Teen planet, teen planet
So you better get ready for a vacation
Teen planet, teen planet

They make you wear plastic clothes
They make you breath stuffy air
They make you eat greasy food
They do not practice self control

The space ship landed in Minnesota
Teen planet, teen planet
They came to do their grocery shopping
Teen planet, teen planet
They're sucking up lots of rum and cola
Teen planet, teen planet
They're getting all the dip and potato chips
Teen planet, teen planet

They make you buy 45's
They make you wear clearasil
They make you learn the latest dance
They will not practice self control

Don't waste your time trying to run away
Teen planet, teen planet
You're stuck on teen planet and you're gonna stay
Teen planet, teen planet
So pack your things 'cause it's time to go
Teen planet, teen planet
We're gonna shuffle off, shuffle off to Buffalo

They make you wear plastic shoes
They make you buy 45's
They make you eat greasy food
They don't wanna practice self control